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Tiya just got back from an overnight trip with her class. Here are some of the jokes they told instead of going to bed on time:

Q: What did the kneecap say to the top bunk?
A: Stop hitting me

Q: What happened to the cup that fell off the table?
A: Nothing. It landed on a pillow.

Q: What did the elbow say to the loose hair?
A: Stop tickling me!

Q: What did the cup say to the bowl?
A: We’re both good at holding milk!

Well… No one ever said 10 year olds were at their best at 9:45 at night.

Here are the sunrise and sunset times for Charlottesville, Va for the 19 days of the Baha’i Fast

From the US Naval Observatory

It’s bothered me for a while that while the equinox means that the day is exactly 12 hours long, the day is a few minutes longer than 12 hours on the equinox. The only explanation I have come up with so far is that the elevation accounts for the extra minutes. If I were at sea level the day would be 12 hours long on the equinox.

In Charlottesville, Virginia, United States
Jeff Lavezzo

4th grader 1: “When I grow up I’m going to be a real live physician” (this was funnier because the three of them couldn’t remember what physician meant)

4th grader 2: [grabbing 4th grader 1's belly] “Ha! Got your small intestine!”

4th grader 3: [sniffing at 4th grader 1]
4th grader 1: “Why are you sniffing me?”
4th grader 3: “Because I’m a real live dog detective!”