Lavezzo.com » West Xylophone http://www.lavezzo.com/blog Family, IT, Africa, Business Wed, 07 Jul 2010 23:29:08 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.0 Today in Late Nite Fourth Grade Humor http://www.lavezzo.com/blog/2010/04/today-in-late-nite-fourth-grade-humor/ http://www.lavezzo.com/blog/2010/04/today-in-late-nite-fourth-grade-humor/#comments Fri, 16 Apr 2010 00:21:09 +0000 Administrator http://www.lavezzo.com/blog/?p=121 Tiya just got back from an overnight trip with her class. Here are some of the jokes they told instead of going to bed on time:

Q: What did the kneecap say to the top bunk?
A: Stop hitting me

Q: What happened to the cup that fell off the table?
A: Nothing. It landed on a pillow.

Q: What did the elbow say to the loose hair?
A: Stop tickling me!

Q: What did the cup say to the bowl?
A: We’re both good at holding milk!

Well… No one ever said 10 year olds were at their best at 9:45 at night. :D

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Oliver and Boris need to work on their camouflage

]]> http://www.lavezzo.com/blog/2009/09/lol-stuffed-animal/feed/ 0 West Xylophone on Google Video http://www.lavezzo.com/blog/2006/09/west-xylophone-on-google-video/ http://www.lavezzo.com/blog/2006/09/west-xylophone-on-google-video/#comments Mon, 25 Sep 2006 17:23:00 +0000 Administrator http://www.lavezzo.com/blog/?p=19 I was pretty amused to come across this home made video for TMBG’s Alphabet Of Nations on Google Video the other day. The guy who made it used Google Earth to zoom around from country to country durring the first verse. So where did he make Google Earth go for West Xylophone? a mysterious island. And for the second verse, he power-points his way through flags for each country TMBG sings about. The West Xylophone flag? You guessed it: mine!

I really need to take time to write down the West X stories with Stickystacky, Princess Tiyamike and Sheriff Isobel!
Flag of West Xylophone

]]> http://www.lavezzo.com/blog/2006/09/west-xylophone-on-google-video/feed/ 0 New Photos from West Xylophone http://www.lavezzo.com/blog/2005/12/new-photos-from-west-xylophone/ http://www.lavezzo.com/blog/2005/12/new-photos-from-west-xylophone/#comments Thu, 08 Dec 2005 12:33:14 +0000 Administrator http://www.lavezzo.com/blog/?p=3 There’s something new going on at the website dedicated to my favorite imaginary country, the Island of West Xylophone. The Photo Gallery of West Xylophone Online is now open! The first galleries show pictures of the beaches, the cocoon of the world’s largest butterfly, the Pterodactyl Butterfly and the fruit cultivated by the fairies in the island’s magic forest.

When Stickystacky was told about the improvements to the site, he said, “Cool! I love pterodactyl butterflies!”

Now, he’s only six, so I don’t know that he can spell pterodactyl, but Isobel says he drives a green car, so anything is possible.

On location in Capital City, West Xylophone:
Jeff Lavezzo

A rocky beach near the reefs that guard the Mermaid Village of West Xylophone
A rocky beach near the reefs that guard the Mermaid Village of West Xylophone

Purple cocoon of a Pterodactyl Butterfly on a banana tree in West Xylophone
Cocoon of a Pteradactyle Butterfly on a banana tree in West Xylophone

Fruit cultivated by the fairies of West Xylophone
Fruit cultivated by the fairies of West Xylophone

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