Today in 4th grade humor
4th grader 1: “When I grow up I’m going to be a real live physician” (this was funnier because the three of them couldn’t remember what physician meant)
4th grader 2: [grabbing 4th grader 1's belly] “Ha! Got your small intestine!”
4th grader 3: [sniffing at 4th grader 1]
4th grader 1: “Why are you sniffing me?”
4th grader 3: “Because I’m a real live dog detective!”